Funny Proverbs

  
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Go And Laugh With These
Funny Proverbs
 

      

A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to fill in the rest. Here's what the kids came up with:

    

1- Better to be safe than... punch a 5th grader.
2- Strike while the... bug is close
3- It's always darkest before... daylight savings time.
4- Never underestimate the power of... termites.
5- You can lead a horse to water but... how?
6- Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty.
7- No news is... impossible.
8- A miss is as good as a... Mr.
9- You can't teach an old dog... math.
10- If you lie down with dogs, you... will stink in the morning.
11- Love all, trust... me.
12- The pen is mightier than... the pigs.
13- An idle mind is... the best way to relax.
14- Where there is smoke, there's... pollution.
15- Happy is the bride who... gets all the presents.
16- A penny saved is... not much.
17- Two is company, three's... The Musketeers.
18- None are so blind as... Helen Keller.
19- Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded.
20- If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries.
21- You get out of something what you... see pictured on the box.
22- When the blind lead the blind... get out of the way.
23- There is no fool like... Aunt Edie.
24- Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and... you have to blow your nose.

   

  

Monday October 2, 2006

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